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Earth to Anyone do u read me anyone???

Well where do i start??? i need my cousins or brother or anyone who knows what the hell they are doing with this thing called a computer that i go to war with while at work. Me and my comp have a special relationship, its a hate hate relationship. I call it names and abuse its forbearers for example a common thing to be heard coming from my office is "I Had a Commadore 64 that ran faster than you". My computer gets its own back by hiding all the files i have ever written and slyly deleteing them. Dont be fooled people these machines have intelligence A.I. does exist and its pure EVIL!!.
Anyway... :::::breaths:::::::: Well all i am a first time Blogger and i am already beginning to see certain similarities to this and losing your virginity, for example... Its exciting as it comes to pass, but its over all to quickly but it makes you smile. Although i doubt i will be running to the phone and calling everyone i know and saying.... I DID IT!! I GOT A WEB PAGE!!. I mean they werent all that thrilled for me when i had my first tatse of the act of love making (for all you youngsters reading that means sex) and i called them to tell them, the girl that i shared this once in a lifetime act was not pleased when she found out that half the population of the country knew that i had got some and after beating the hell out of me she said she didnt want to see me anymore.... ANNETTE if you are reading this i am sorry, and..... Fancy a trip down memory lane?
Anyway i doubt i will get any hits but hey, its just fun typing and it makes me look busy to anyone passing by my desk hehehe.
Kip if i ever figure out how to give this address out i want to say Thank You and i owe u a pint.
I still have no idea what i am doing or if i am doing it right (another similarilty with sex) but hopefully it will turn out ok.
Anyway thats enough for now... tune in for the next exciting episode of.... Thoughts of a miscreant!!!